More Fun with the Uraniam Processing Facility (UPF)

Via Frank Munger: In the Feb. 2 "Morning Briefing" from ExchangeMonitor Publications, it was noted:
"Tradition dictates that if Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow this morning, the cost of UPF [the Uranium Processing Facility] will increase by another $1 billion."
... Apparently we're not the only comedians on the block.